Pop Gas

I have come to the determination that movie popcorn gives me extreme gas. I’m talking the kind where if I was in space I could actually propel myself with it.

 

Of all things, chili, beans, tacos, etc, it is popcorn that may take the cake. I saw “The Longest Yard” last night and this morning I am living through “The Longest Fart”.

 

I really need adult diapers

 

Lucas A. Martin

Industry Analyst - Allyn International Services, Inc.

Lockheed Martin Corporation - Strategic Sourcing Solutions

8529 South Park Circle, Suite 410

Orlando, FL 32819

Phone: 407-254-5826

Fax: 407-254-5849

email: lucas.a.martin@lmco.com