I need help

For those of you who don’t know me very well, I do a lot of random things. It is very entertaining to those who spend time around me, but to complete strangers it can be downright weird. Here’s a couple of things I have done at work here that seem normal to me and would be normal to my friends but when looked at them from the outside in, are not right:

 

-        Made farting noises in the elevator as loud as I can. I had my eyes closed and did not realize I forgot to push the button so anyone standing outside of the elevator definitely heard me.

-        Made up a song about the urinal and sang it loudly in the bathroom, only to find someone was in the stall at the end. Needless to say I didn’t wash my hands and got out of their quickly.

-        Random flinches. When I get tired, I’ll flex all the muscles I have or do small convulsions to try and wake up. If you walked by my office and saw this, you would probably call 911.

-        Make faces at my monitor. Again, not interfering with anyone else, but if you walked by and saw someone making faces at their monitor like it was their 2 year old son, what would you think?

 

At least I’m having fun..

 

Lucas A. Martin

Industry Analyst - Allyn International Services, Inc.

Lockheed Martin Corporation - Strategic Sourcing Solutions

8529 South Park Circle, Suite 410

Orlando, FL 32819

Phone: 407-254-5826

Fax: 407-254-5849

email: lucas.a.martin@lmco.com