I do not like Frogs

I love almost everything except this planet. I love food, animals, pictures
of little babies, and even bobblehead dolls. I hate frogs. Tonight I met
what may well be the ending of me. There exists, a frog who is out to get
me. Silly you say, but tonight was episode 1 of our war and he won. After
seeing him in the garage, I:

- Sprayed him full blast with the hose. We have good water pressure in
Central Florida and he charged the stream. The nozzle was set on "line" and
was extremely powerful. Suspect Frog charged said stream to the point I had
to regroup for plan B.
- I tried to sweep him with a garage push broom. Suspect Frog jumped
the head of the broom and hopped directly at me. I'm not sure but I thought
I heard him laughing. After taking his picture I gave up. If he is out there
in the morning I may have to resort to more aggressive tactics.

Luke Martin
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